10 Reasons Why ABC Would Not Have A Black Bachelorette

1. She would have a barrage of gold teeth or no teeth contestants.
2. ABC would need to hire an Ebonics to English translator. 
3. She would get drunk drinking Alizé and cuss the producers of the show out.
4. A 1992 Cadillac Coupe de Ville, with loud base, big rims and insane hydraulics would roll-up to the mansion.
5. She would bring her Mama, Uncle Freddie, Cousin Ray-Ray, Aunt Willa-Mae and daughter Shenika to stay in the mansion.
6. She would host wild parties and have a bunch of Hip-Hop artist clad in wife-beaters with their trousers falling off their asses.
7. The menu would consist of Fried Chicken, Ham Hocks and Chitlins.
8. There would undoubtedly be a Ghetto brawl.
9. Karrine Steffans aka “Super-head” would try to become the next Bachelorette, in order to obtain material for the release of Confessions of a Video Vixen—Ghetto Love, but she would not succeed because…
10. ABC would perform a Jack Kevorkian and pull the fucking plug on the entire show!

I could Barely Blink as I wonder what would happen if ABC decided to have a Latina Bachelorette. Hmm…

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Boehner’s Politics—A Crying Game

What the fuck? Is politics in Washington, DC becoming a Crying Game? Speaker, John Boehner shed tears when he succeeded Speaker, Nancy Pelosi back in January 2011 to become the Republican Speaker of the House of Representatives. He cried again, just yesterday, when Congresswomen Gabrielle Gifford, who suffered a gunshot wound last year at the hands of a would-be assassin, resigned from public office.

Could someone change the channel from Days of Our Lives to Reality TV for Boehner? He should be crying over the nations 8.5 unemployment rate, or, the fact that folks like Mitt Romney are earning $42 million a year.

Somebody needs to throw Boehner’s ass a handkerchief, because he will Barely Blink and very much need it when President Obama is re-elected, and the Democrats take possession of the House once again in November.

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